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Golf Sports Jokes

Here are a couple of longer jokes revolving around the game of golf. If you or your friends like the sport, chances are they'll find this funny. It's worth remembering these ones then.

The Slow Golfer

A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Generally, he was driving his partner nuts.

Finally his exasperated partner says, "What the heck is taking so long? Hit the ball!"

The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."

His partner ponders this for a moment, and then replies:

"Forget it man, you don`t stand a snowball`s chance in hell of hitting her from here!"

Gold Golf Clubs

One golfer tells another: "Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!"

The other replies: "That's a GREAT trade!"

--Hmm... maybe I should have titled the post Golf / Wife Jokes. I guess golfers really like to joke about their wives...

Basketball Sports Jokes

Here are a few basketball relates sports jokes and funny quotes I came across. One quote is from NBA center Elden Campbell as a rooke, while the others are more focused on college basketball. Check these out if you're a fan of hoops.

"He's great on the court," a sportswriter said of a college basketball player in a interview with his coach. "But's how's his scholastic work?" "Why, he makes straight A's," replied the coach. "Wonderful!" said the sportswriter. "Yes," agreed the coach, "but his B's are a little crooked."

No, but they gave one to me anyway. - L.A. Lakers rookie Elden Campbell when asked if he earned a degree at Clemson University

Q: How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: Because it heard the referee was blowing fouls.

A true Bobby Knight story recalled as best as can be remembered from the "Morning Briefing" section of the L.A. Times: In the '80 Olympics, the U.S. basketball team, coached by Bobby Knight, played and beat the Chinese team handily. When asked about the win, Bobby said, "It was alot of fun playing the Chinese, but an hour later, we wanted to play them again."

I once read a magazine bio of a down-and-out basketball star who was so desperately addicted that he took to crime. Let's call him "Joe" for dramatic effect. His first mistake was to rob a convenience store in his own neighborhood. The owner of the store instantly recognized the six-foot-plus basketball star neighbor despite his pathetic attempt to wear a mask. When the owner said, "Joe, don't do this, okay?" To which the player/robber replied, "Naw, it ain't me, man. It ain't me."