Steven Wright Quotes
Steven Wright's got some great, funny one-liners. Here are a few of my favorites.
"You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading . . . And all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time."
"I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that."
"I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension."
"I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it."
"My school colors were clear. We used to say, "I'm not naked, I'm in the band.""
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