Ridiculous Call Center Conversations

Supposedly these ridiculous conversations actually took place. Here's a few funny ones:

* Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries. Can you help?" Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?" Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre." Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours."

* Caller: "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks, will I have my file back again?"

* Samsung Electronics Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?" Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about." Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide, it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?" Operator: "I think you mean the telephone socket on the wall."

* Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please." Operator: "I'm sorry, but there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?" Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar, but the 'B' fell off."