Halloween Jokes

Halloween just passed by about a week ago. Let's take a look back at some short and silly Halloween jokes.

10. How can you tell vampires like BASEBALL?
They turn into BATS every night!
9. What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
I'll have a beer and a MOP!
8. What do witches put on their hair?
SCARE spray!
7. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A real PAIN in the neck!
6. Why aren’t ghosts arrested?
It's hard to PIN anything on them!
5. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
He had no BODY to dance with!
4. Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have BAT breath!
3. Why did the Game Warden arrest the ghost?
He didn't have a HAUNTING license!
2. What did the cannibal eat at the
"All You Can Eat" buffet?
Two waitresses and a busboy!
1. Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so WRAPPED up in themselves!