Getting Old (Jokes)

Here's a few clever jokes relating to the topic of getting old:

I felt like my body had gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.
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My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
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Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.