The Weight Loss Chocolate Mailing List (Joke)

The following is supposedly a real story about mailing lists that I found to be rather humorous. It essentially deals with chocolate getting in the path of a weight loss organization:

With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it's little wonder that marketers are distributing mailing lists anywhere possible. In one particularly cruel move, the proprietors of a chocolate catalog purchased the mailing list of a weight-loss organization. Chocolate sales rose almost immediately, but the weight-loss group wised up and now keeps it clients' names to itself.