Humor You 'n' Me

Check out my blog for things that will make you laugh: funny pictures, news, jokes, and videos. I may also write about various thoughts and experiences that might just... humor you 'n' me.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

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More Cheesy Jokes

Here's some more cheesy jokes. I think the last one is my personal favorite. Everything from bees to circuses to fish are included in this set.

How does the queen bee get around her hive?
She's throne.

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?
Wait at the buzz stop.

Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, "It smells fishy around here."

Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

What's the friendliest school?
Hi school.

What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler.

Which one's your favorite?

Cheesy Jokes

Here's a random assortment of cheesy jokes, involving everything from police officers to termites to therapists to suspenders! I hope you like cheesy jokes, because I'm about to post 4 amazingly bad ones!

How do you know policemen are strong?
Because they can hold up traffic.

What do termites eat for breakfast?
Oakmeal.

What do massage therapists eat for dinner?
Spa-ghetti.

Why were the suspenders arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants.

As you can see, "bad" jokes aren't so bad after all. There's nothing wrong with a cheesy joke! I'll post more soon, so you can continue enjoying wonderfully bad jokes.