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Thursday, February 08, 2007

More Cheesy Jokes

Here's some more cheesy jokes. I think the last one is my personal favorite. Everything from bees to circuses to fish are included in this set.

How does the queen bee get around her hive?
She's throne.

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?
Wait at the buzz stop.

Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, "It smells fishy around here."

Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

What's the friendliest school?
Hi school.

What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler.

Which one's your favorite?

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